Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the

other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a

cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He

ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for

having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the

windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him

the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting

the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'I Love Obama.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm

retired. It's important to my health.

Hope this made you laugh, it did me.