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    Two men walked into a bar

    The first man said, I will have a glass of H2O please

    The second man said, I will have a glass of H2O, too, please

    The second man died shortly after he was served

  • #2
    A man was cooled to absolute zero

    He's OK now

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    • #3
      The past, the present, and the future all walked into bar

      It was tense

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      • #4
        Dear Algebra,

        Please stop asking us to find your X

        She is not coming back



        We do not know Y either
        Last edited by Lou Newton; November 22, 2015, 01:45 PM.

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        • #5
          The computer programmer's wife tells him, go to the store and get me a loaf of bread. If they have eggs get me a dozen.

          The guys comes back with 12 loaves of bread




          She asked, why did you get 12 loaves of bread

          He answered, they had eggs

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          • #6
            A scientist's wife is having a baby

            The midwife hands the baby to the scientist right after the birth

            The wife asks impatiently, well is it a boy or a girl

            The scientist answers, Yes

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            • #7
              See if you can get this one

              I put my root beer in a square cup

              now it is just beer

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Lou Newton View Post
                The computer programmer's wife tells him, go to the store and get me a loaf of bread. If they have eggs get me a dozen.

                The guys comes back with 12 loaves of bread




                She asked, why did you get 12 loaves of bread

                He answered, they had eggs
                These are all funny, but I got a really good laugh out of this one.

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                • #9
                  Hilarious. Each one got better and better. Thanks Lou.

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